Breaking News from Tomorrow: the World Didn’t End

Tomorrow, end of the world enthusiasts will be disappointed to learn that the Earth will not be smashed by an asteroid, the magnetic poles will not spontaneously switch, nor will humanity suffer any other global catastrophe.  In fact, tomorrow may mark the beginning of a major economic recovery as large numbers of people who decided to ditch their jobs and burn through their savings partying before The End will begin to reenter the workforce.

So the world will not end tomorrow, but the Tomorrow News Network can report that Tom Rutherford of Scottsbluff, Nebraska will die a horrible, horrible death.  Our sympathies to the Rutherford family in their time of mourning.

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